Showing posts with label cage match. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cage match. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

We are the Worst Handicapper in America - the Blue Raiders -3 at Home Over the Owls Loses as the Tuesday Play of the Day


The experts are all over Middle Tennessee State. Take the Middle Tennessee St. Blue Raiders -3 at home over the Florida Atlantic Owls as our Tuesday play of the day, 5:00 PM Pacific. Good luck!

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Cage Match Starts Today: Bookie Basher has ten dimes on this game. We got 100 dimes on Middle Tennessee State -3. Our handicapper monitor uses units. One unit = 20 dimes so five units is equal to 100 dimes. This is a one week handicapping contest (Tuesday through Monday of this week) with the first round today. May the best capper win. Lets get it on. Update: Sammy appears to have gotten a concussion after the first round of the cage match....Basher had the White Sox. Mr. Basher up 20 dimes, we are down 110 dimes after day one.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

It Was Never in Doubt - the Chargers -9 Visiting the Raiders Wins 28-18 as the Sunday Play of the Day


Take the San Diego Chargers -9 visiting the Oakland Raiders as the Sunday play of the day, 1:05 PM Pacific. Good Luck!

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Real World Money Management
Beginning profit pool balance $363
20% on the browns/bengals over, 10 am pacific, bet $73, lost $73
25% on the chargers, 1:05 pm pacific, bet $91, won $83
Ending profit pool balance $373

Word From World Headquarters: This is Sammy. Editorial Staff Shakeup - I will be doing the handicapping during the weekdays from now on, and Chauncey will be giving out his Saturday picks early to us as well as Brian on his NFL Plays. Getting the games days early helps us get the early line. We will also be challenging handicappers on the week whether they do dimes, stars, dollars or rubles. Our group of specialists will beat them 70% of the time. Next week we will challenge the Bookie Basher on the dime basis. This is a gentlemanly challenge, after all, the Bookie Basher is a decent capper so our work is cut out for us. Remember when Bookie called out Sgt Stew? Time for the cage, Bookie, beginning Tuesday thru Monday next week. We will let our sports monitors keep the score. We think in a cage match we can win most of the time. Each unit at our sports monitor will convert to 20 dimes. 5 units = 100 dimes, 4 units = 80 dimes, etc. Peppermillrick and his handicapping the handicappers is history. Lets quit pussyfooting around, Peppermillrick is a terrible handicapper. The right play on the on his Play of the Day was the Raiders +9, not the Chargers. His weak excuse justifying that play was his bet won. Moron! What was even more pathetic was when a reader of his came up to shake his hand. Turned out our kind blog reader's girlfriend took the Chargers on her five team parlay......and that was the last game she needed. How sweet it is my friend when your last game comes in. Peppermillrick is such a clown, he says his most famous blog reader is coming to the Sports Book late next week.....something about a baseball bonesman handicapper. Sammy

First Cage Match - Bookie Basher vs. See You In the Winners Circle's Sammy