If There Was Any Doubt We Cleared It Up Tonight, We Are the Worst Handicapper in America, Over 52 on Condoms/Beavers Loses

Take the over 52 in the USC Trojans/Oregon State Beavers football game as the Thursday play of the day, 6 PM Pacific. Good luck!

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Real World Money Management:
Beginning Profit Pool Balance $379
25% on the Over 52 Bet $95
Ending Profit Pool Balance $284

Stu Feiner Parody Video:

Bankroll Winner of the Week Twice in a Row the Last Two Weeks at Sports Monitor ParlayHelp.com, NO BS Sports Goes 2-0 Yesterday:

"Document this, Bitch!" - John: the Stu Feiner parody video was ok, but I think you might have been a little too rough on Mr. Brian King in the parody video above.

We are Doing Terrible on Baseball the Last Few Days. We Are Taking a Break Till the End of Interleague Play.

Our positive unit position is rapidly being eroded by our baseball picks. We are passing today and the next few days till the end of interleague play. We don't have to give out a pick every day. Don't be a degenerate gambler, you might want to take a break like us till the betting environment is more favorable.

Stu Feiner has taken down customer comments from their website. People seem to be incredibly pissed off. One customer actually was posting comments last night during the Celtics/Lakers game complaining of sharp pains up his arms and trouble breathing, the classic signs of a heart attack. If he doubled his bets six times and took the Lakers for the series, Stu's customer has more to worry about than just his physical health. We hope that gentleman called the paramedics and survived.

HBO's "Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel" did a five-month investigation investigating scam sports gambling tout services. HBO matched a two-year-old girl named Rachel and a dog named Casey against Stu Feiner, according to Chicago Tribune columnist Michael Hirsley. The dog's choices were made by Casey eating from dishes with team names on them. All three projected winners from 50 baseball games. The dog was 26-24, the two-year old child was 28-22, and Feiner was 25-25.

WARNING - Do not give Stu Feiner your credit card information. HBO did a special last year on how Stu Feiner ripped a guy off for $60,000 thru credit cards and Western Union. He has been fined by the New York City Department of Consumer Affairs for deceptive advertising practices, according to the New York Post.

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Stu Feiner Loses Six in a Row on the Lakers. The Boston Celtics -4 Wins 131-92 as Our NBA Playoff Lock of the Year!

Take the Boston Celtics -4 at home over the LA Lakers as our Tuesday play of the day, 6:00 PM Pacific starting time. Its also our NBA Playoff Lock of the Year. Stu Feiner has released the LA Lakers as his 4,000,000 dime play tonight. That makes the Celtics a lock! Stu is like a broken record, losing five (now six after tonight) in a row in this playoff series betting the Lakers. His idea of money management is to double your bet after each loss. Even Stu admits its bad money management. Everyone is invited to the banquet we have planned in Stu's honor. We have scheduled Mike Warren to be the Master of Ceremonies. Pants required. Good luck on the Celtics, but you won't need luck as Stuie is on the other side!

RESULTS: Easy cover on the Boston Celtics. Stu Feiner loses six in a row and is down a whopping 7,850,00 dimes on the series. Of course, we bet opposite his pick tonight which is called a fade. We knew the Boston Celtics bet was solid. It was obvious to anyone who has been following this series. Pity Feiner's gullible clients who followed him down the road to ruin, upping their bets after each loss. Folks: Never pay for a pick! Anyone, and I mean anyone, can do a better job handicapping than Stu Feiner. All he does well is salesmanship, selling dreams and delivering misery.

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"Mike Warren is a pathetic handicapper and a tremendous con artist," says Feiner. Says Warren, "Stu Feiner? He's got a big mouth, always talking big. He knows this hoodlum and that hoodlum-gonna break my legs. You know what? He can't break an egg. I gave him my address. He's so short, the only thing he can reach is my legs."

Update on Stu Feiner and the 2008 NBA Finals:

6/17/2008 4,000,000 Dime Pick on the LA Lakers +4 1/2 LOST -4,000,000
6/15/2008 2,000,000 Dime Pick on the LA Lakers -7 LOST -2,000,000
6/12/2008 1,000,000 Dime Pick on the LA Lakers LOST -1,000,000
6/10/2008 500,000 Dime Pick on the LA Lakers LOST - 500,000
6/08/2008 250,000 Dime Pick LA Lakers/Over LOST - 250,000
6/05/2008 100,000 Dime Pick on LA Lakers LOST - 100,000

Total dimes lost last six NBA playoff plays -7,850,000 Dimes

Stu's Trophy For Losing So Much Money, Awarded to him by the Las Vegas Sports Book Association:

Lakers -7.5 at Home Over the Spurs Loses as the Wednesday Play of the Day

Take the LA Lakers -7.5 at home over the San Antonio Spurs as the Wednesday play of the day, 6 PM Pacific start time. Good luck.

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