Thanks Chauncey for TCU! TCU -2 at Home Over BYU Wins 32-7 as Our Thursday Play of the Day - Chauncey Releases His Saturday Plays

Take the TCU Horned Frogs -2 at home over the BYU Cougars as the Thursday play of the day, 5:00 PM Pacific.

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Chauncey, one of the greatest college football handicappers we have every known, likes three games for Saturday:

Nevada -21 at home over Utah State, 1:00 PM Pacific
Colorado - 3 at home over Kansas State, 4:00 PM Pacific
California -2.5 visiting Arizona, 7:00 PM Pacific

On Saturday, we also like South Florida -24 at home over Syracuse, 9:00 AM Pacific, which was Phil Steele's early bird play.

Terry Cox, manager of the best sports book in America, the fabulous Peppermill Casino sports book in Reno and former ticket writer and all around good guy Billy Paganetti gave out the Bears, Chargers and the Redskins as their plays for Sunday. Good luck guys!

"Bet the Board" Brian will not be giving us any NFL plays Sunday, as he is over in Thailand now spending his winnings. Hell of a time to be going to Thailand - Brian took $600 and ran it up to $8,000 since the start of NFL season. Brian, we know you are partying over there but give us a call, we need some input for Sunday - we will reverse the charges.

Friday we like Boise State -24 at home over Hawaii, 5:00 PM Pacific. The Warriors are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 Friday games while the Broncos are 8-2 ATS in their last 10 Friday games.

The above four Saturday games and one Friday game have already been released to our sports monitor. Remember, if a handicappers record is not monitored, it may not be real.

Brian King Video: Top 10 reasons Brandon Lang sucks.

Stu Feiner Video: Brandon Lang bleeds on the pool table.

Map of Visitors to our Blog Over the Last 6 Hours - Welcome Pakistan!

If There Was Any Doubt We Cleared It Up Tonight, We Are the Worst Handicapper in America, Over 52 on Condoms/Beavers Loses

Take the over 52 in the USC Trojans/Oregon State Beavers football game as the Thursday play of the day, 6 PM Pacific. Good luck!

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Real World Money Management:
Beginning Profit Pool Balance $379
25% on the Over 52 Bet $95
Ending Profit Pool Balance $284

Stu Feiner Parody Video:

Bankroll Winner of the Week Twice in a Row the Last Two Weeks at Sports Monitor ParlayHelp.com, NO BS Sports Goes 2-0 Yesterday:

"Document this, Bitch!" - John: the Stu Feiner parody video was ok, but I think you might have been a little too rough on Mr. Brian King in the parody video above.

Gamecocks -13 1/2 at Home Against the Wolfpack Wins 34-0 as Our Thursday Play of the Day

Take the South Carolina Gamecocks -13 1/2 at home over the North Carolina State Wolfpack as our Thursday play of the day, 5:00 PM Pacific. Get the -13 1/2 before it goes to two touchdowns. The Gamecocks have seventeen returning starters versus the Wolfpack who have ten. We see the final score being 27-10, Gamecocks easily winning. All our current picks here. Thursday afternoon update: If you click on "All our current picks here" you will see we have South Carolina -13 1/2, Troy -6 1/2 and the Bengals +3. Northcoast released the Bengals as their top preseason pick of the week, we like it cause its an underdog and we got it at +3 1/2 at our local casino, the fabulous Peppermill Casino. The South Carolina pick moved this afternoon at the "Mill" from -13 1/2 to -14 1/2. We will take one of our drink tokes and get a Blue Moon with orange slice to celebrate getting the early line on the Gamecocks. Congratulations to Lieutenant Colonel Basher on his 3-0 day yesterday, and his 2-0 day today. Good job Bookie Basher, looks like those remedial handicapping lessons from Professor Robert X. Clarke are paying off. Our Results: We have another perfect day today, going 3-0. You got to love football and the -110 odds. We challenge Colonel Basher in football: Paid handicapper versus free handicapper. Lets get it on Colonel.

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THIS JUST IN, DEVELOPING STORY - The Bookie Basher's website was shut down temporarily by the Nevada Handicapping Commission. It was discovered he had mispronounced "Nevada" in one of his videos. Commissioner Brian King said, "This is the smoking gun we have been looking for." Chairman Stuart H. Feiner said, "Hell with his website, we are not even letting him back into the state until he calls me personally and pronounces Nevada right three times in a row. And Vito stays in Jersey." Stay tuned.





Las Vegas Handicapper Summons UFO (This guy used to go in the Mirage, he had a 21-0 run in football last year. He has South Carolina and Troy on a parlay tonight.):

Are We Stupid? Or Just Have a Need to Lose? Pats -2 1/2 At Home Over the Eagles Is the Friday Play of the Day

Take the New England Patriots - 2 1/2 at home over the Philadelphia Eagles as the Friday play of the day, 4:30 PM Pacific. Good luck!

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Another Opinion - The ATS Consensus Experts Are on the Eagles

Boom for the Condom Industry - Sex in the Olympic Village



Vegas Handicapper Report - We are sad to report that Lieutenant Colonel Bookie Basher crashed and burned his air force jet outside the Nellis Test Range near Las Vegas last night. Colonel Basher has had 17 consecutive weeks of winners but this week he is down 302.5 dimes so far. He is chasing so his losses could be huge by Sunday night. A General S. Feiner from the airbase reports to us that Colonel Basher's career is washed up. General Feiner stated, "Colonel Basher's flying days are over, he has lost his touch. He is out of control now with his betting, trying to save his reputation." A Major B. King told us it was only a matter of time: "Hell I made money this week, up five out of the last six days, what is his problem? He has had a streak of good luck but its all over now. Sure he is chasing. But I am not gonna call him a degenerate gambler, not unless his losses are over 600 dimes by Sunday night. Instead of living with a manageable loss on the week, he is in gamblers ruin mode. Upping his bets to get into profit for one week, he is at risk of losing two months worth of gains. His customers are following him off the side of the cliff like lemmings. The bookies are getting fat. He needs to be making smaller bets when he is losing and live with a manageable loss on the week. Basically, his money management sucks. He is in over his head. I may have to call him with some picks." We called Colonel Basher but he is not answering his phone, word is he is recovering from slight injuries caused when he ejected from his aircraft.



Cleveland Handicapper Update: Phil Steele gave out a 3 star release on the Atlanta Falcons -3 at home over the Tennessee Titans, 4:30 PM Pacific. Congratulations Phil on a rare win.

Astros -125 at Home Against the Dodgers Loses 6-7 as the Tuesday Play of the Day

Take the Houston Astros -125 at home against the LA Dodgers as the Tuesday play of the day, game starts at 5:05 PM Pacific. Good luck! Matchup

Hottest Handicappers for June 2008 or will the real King stand up?: The Bookie Basher, Brian King





Hot Handicapper Wars - Brian King Calls Out the Bookie Basher:


Modern Sports Handicapping Techniques Revealed (Click here to view):


The Bookie Basher Challenges Brian King:
thebasher — June 30, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

Wait up for my sweet victory video tonight after i start off the week with a nice 50 dime winner to loosen up our bookies. I will snap the winner of the week curse that has been bestowed upon the many that have tried, but failed the following week. I will win my 11th straight week in a row and it all starts today (Monday). Now, on a different note, there is an infidel in “my” kingdom, in the “Basher” kingdom, someone that is a peasant, posing as a king, a newbie if you will, a new wannabe king on the block, yes my faithful believers & followers, he goes by the name of Brian King, on the website of the “source”….(something stinks in here) if you want to dethrone me Brian King, you must bring all you got, and work more than the 80 hours 7 days a week that you claim to, you better start working 25 hours a day 8 days a week, oh i know you feel me king, i challenge you this week, & every week after that, to beat my dimes per week record, wagering 5-100 dimes per pick. Remember, i am the real king in this land, a man amongst boys, if you even dare to accept my challenge i will have you know this, you will be swimming in deep waters my friend, and no can save you, not even that scamdicapper, your daddy, the “source” himself. Pay me, only i can make you money, Brian “Prince”. You have already been de-throned Brian Prince, i, the “Basher” am the only real king that rules…..

The “Basher” BookieBasherSports.com

Stu Feiner video on what to do if you have no toilet paper

Would You Buy a Pick From These Guys?

Sonny Vega:


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Brian King (turns out he was pretty good in June 2008):


Stu Feiner (by the way, he lost the game):


Al DeMarco (where did he get that furniture?):